There’s always been that joke:
Why did God invent drink/whiskey/Guinness/(insert favourite tipple here)?
Answer: So the Irish wouldn’t take over the world!
I’d now like to draw your attention to this:
The latest rugby world rankings.
After two great weeks of rugby for Ireland, beating South Africa and Australia, we’ve climbed to third in the world. That equals our highest rating ever, but it doesn’t stop there. On current form we’re a match for anyone and soon the world will be ours.
(That was my evil, holding the world to ransom, megalomaniac laugh)
And there’s not a drop of whiskey in sight!