Luck of the Irish…

What a week! Yesterday I got a nice email from a man telling me I’d won $400,000 and a BMW 5 series. All I had to do was to click the link and claim my prize. I’m going to save it for the weekend.

So lucky, but then you can imagine my amazement this morning when I found an email from Mr. Richard Cole Murphy Junior in my inbox saying I’ve just won £2.8 million! What are the chances?

ROYAL HOUSE UK.
WORCESTER, HEREFORD & WORCESTER,
WR1 1JT, UNITED KINGDOM.
FAX: +-4-4-7-0-0-5-9-8-1-5-4-8
mr_richard_murphy2007@yahoo.co.uk

From: Mr. Richard Cole Murphy Jr.
(Promotion Department)

Sir/Madam,

We are please to announce you as one of the 3 lucky winners in the European Union National lottery Ballot Draws. All 6 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 30,000 email addresses. Your email address emerged alongside 2 others under our promotional B draws. Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of £2,800,000 Pounds (Two Million, eight hundred thousand pounds). The following particulars are attached to your lotto payment order:

(i) Winning numbers: 10,18,00,34,49,(60)
(ii) Email ticket number: 32-17-431
(iii) Reference Number: RHUK/07/UKE321
(iv) International Lottery Code Number: RHUK/004-BT

To commence processing of your winnings/transfer of winning sum, you must forward a copy of this email to our Claims Department. contact details below, for further information, and immediate processing and release of your winning sum.

Contact the cliams department with the following:

Director (Cliams Department)
Mr. Martin Gieri
REALITY SECURITY UK,
WARWICKSHIRE CV37 6JF
LONDON UK.
FAX: +-4-4-7-0-0-5-9-3-0-6-1-5
TEL: +-4-4-7-0-2-4-0-9-1-0-6-1
TEL: +-4-4-7-0-4-0-1-1-7-5-4-1
E-mail: mr_martin_gieri@yahoo.co.uk

Congratulations once again.

N.B: All claims are nullified after 10 working days from today.

Regards,

Mr. Richard Cole Murphy Jr.
ROYAL HOUSE UK.

Two in one week! Drinks are on me this weekend!

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2 responses to “Luck of the Irish…

  1. Wait a minute.

    Mr. Richard Cole Murphy Jr. sent ME and e-mail. I won the millions.

    What’s going on here? How did you steal my lotto winnings?

  2. I’m saving all mine up until Christmas. By then I reckon I will have about €240,000,000 to splash about 🙂

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