Blogging is thin on the ground at the moment. Work is getting in the way! But I did have a quick scan of the BBC website this morning and came across this story:
The mayor of Belfast, in an ill-advised photo op, tried to jump over a lady dressed as a tomato at a health food fair. On his third attempt he managed to vault the lovely lady but clipped her head on the way over. She ended up with a slipped disc in her back.
You couldn’t write this stuff.